“Jasmine Flowers Green Tea is like a bouquet of floral goodness that’ll have you feeling fancier than a tea-drinking debutante at a garden party. With its delicate jasmine aroma and smooth green tea base, it’s the kind of tea that’ll make you want to curtsy with every sip. So put on your imaginary tiara, extend your pinky finger, and let Jasmine Flowers Green Tea transport you to a world of refined sipping and flowery enchantment. Just be warned, excessive consumption may result in a sudden urge to burst into spontaneous ballroom dancing.”