“Darjeeling tea is like the sophisticated socialite of the tea world – it sips with an air of elegance, holds tea parties with refined porcelain cups, and has a taste that’s as refined as a pinky finger held high. It’s the kind of tea that takes selfies with its tea leaves before steeping, just to capture its flawless beauty. So grab your fanciest monocle, practice your posh British accent, and let Darjeeling tea elevate your teatime to a level of snooty sophistication that would make even the King jealous.”