“Ceylon tea is like the James Bond of teas – it’s smooth, refined, and knows how to make an impression. It’s the kind of tea that would order its shaken, not stirred, and prefers to be sipped with an air of sophistication. So put on your tuxedo (or your fanciest robe), grab your teacup, and let Ceylon tea transport you to a world of suave sipping and tea-infused espionage. Just remember, when it comes to Ceylon tea, it’s always time for a tea mission.”