“Assam tea is like a caffeinated hug from an elephant – it’s the tea that’ll have you trumpeting with energy and feeling like you could take on the world. With its bold and robust flavours, it’s the kind of tea that could make even a sleepy sloth break into a full sprint. So grab your teacup, channel your inner pachyderm, and let Assam tea be your secret weapon for a day full of tea-powered adventures. Just remember, excessive tea-induced enthusiasm may lead to spontaneous elephant impersonations.”